WHY did the chicken cross the road?

I arrive in Bongo after doing some work in Bolga and decide to head to one of the local shops to get image some water and stuff. As I turn the corner of the street the store is on, I realize a moto comin straight at me!

I head to the right of it and notice I’m now on a collision course with a chicken…

Phew! The quick, but not smart, instincts of the chicken help it get out of the way…

BAM! The chicken decided to run towards the other motorbike and slams into the back tire of the bike I just avoided…

As I slow down looking back, the chicken flops around for a bit before becoming completely still…

With a look of shock on my face and laughter gathering up in my belly, I quickly turn around to check if I had officially become an assailant in the death of a chicken!

I reach the chicken to find it motionless.. lying there… it has to be dead I think to myself.

A bunch of kids run over and we all look at each other.. not sure how to react! Not gonna lie it was pretty funny, but was a local now one chicken-asset less?

Slowly one of the kids moves closer and BOCK! The chicken jumps up and runs across the road again (you’d think it learn the first time eh!)and begins walking around as though nothing happened!

Unbelieveable!? BELIEVE IT! This chicken either played dead, rose from the dead, or has narcolepsy!

So I ask you my friends… WHY did the chicken cross the road!?

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